washing dirty lingerie in public on world asthma day

Proof reading - the ultimate task of finding minute faults with my own work has been bestowed upon me... Anyway it is a lingerie catalogue and the bitchy women smiling back at me. If only I had that figure I would earn just as much with half the effort and people would actually stare n ogle at my work with more attentiveness that they will ever read! So rite now that silly model's confidence, figure and bank account is probably better than mine. And if she has a dark patch in her armpit, some guy lightens it on Photoshop but if I have a spelling error... I have to hunt it down myself. When her hair is looking too huge, 12 people in the agency and 24 people at the clients end are discussing it, but if I have a comma missing it will probably go unnoticed for years or forever... coz no body reads... so while my friend Kunjal eats an apple pie and black forest pastry I will impart knowledge to segment B+ and A in 2 & 3 tier cities on what bra to wear under what clothes, during what activity! And think to myself, that it’s a whole load of crap coz u can do all the things in all the bras and you can do them even better without one!! Hahaahahahahahahahahaaa But that wont sell 3 pieces per head or should I say per bosom, and effectively the cost of printing this catalogue will be wasted hence we will continue pushing the concept of ‘one pair of lingerie per top’ in your wardrobe, so people have enough loose elastics to make a fully functional hammock 2 years from now heheheheheheeeee... coz earth day is here and I need to think recycling ideas as well... and sitting on that old-lingerie hammock you should take deep a breath because world asthma day is coming up and we need ideas for that too ... and one day I will sit on a lingerie hammock in the Bahamas and reap the fruits of my own labour! And if the environmentalist really want to save the world they should ban bras with detachable straps, coz you obviously can’t use it to make a hammock, if its padded it can be used as rice bowls to feed the world’s poor, but that doesn’t take away from the sin of using non recyclable plastic in the padding, and the push ups are worse. But if you still wana wear bras – the one garment that is suffocating and causing activities that increases the size of the hole… (in the ozone, silly) then go ahead and be a bad citizen this world asthma day !!